"If I get lucky I don't want to be caught in my Aquaman briefs!" - Howard Wallowitz, BBT
"You're wearing the boyfriend hat now."
"They boyfriend hat?"
"It's more like a helmet, but yeah." - Andy & Bobby, My Boys
"You want another fortune? Buy a cookie." - Tony Kornheiser, PTI
"It'll knock your socks off. Good luck getting them back on." - Sheldon, BBT
"Apparently there is no law of diminishing returns with space poop." Sheldon, BBT
"The problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named Lation." - House, House M.D.
"You thought the opposite of 'stupid loser' was 'community college graduate'?" - Sheldon, BBT
"Well at least our alliance with the Emperor is popular, although sometimes I ask myself why that should be so."
"Because he's not French!" Polsey and Henry, The Tudors
"I don't dislike them, they're just so... French." The Tudors
"I swear to cow..." - Raj, BBT
